We had a Halloween party and no one ever bothered to pack up the skeleton
How the fuck did anyone find this
I literally can’t believe this.
Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents
Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents.
IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
Oh thank goodness, someone made a yaoi hands photoset so I don’t have to
Today, Ferguson is prepared to “keep it moving.”
My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.
pretty imp commission